The Weirdest, Most WTF Things on Craigslist in Charleston

Last year , we come across this story about someone listing anold CARTA busfor sale on Craigslist . Which got us thinking : What other weird and grand thing are out there waiting for a new home in Charleston ? So we arm ourselves with lots of coffee and rise head - first into the coney hole to see what look us . Spoiler alerting : It was a lot of outlandishness . So we ’re back for pear-shaped two this year to see what other wacky things we could find , and we definitely were n’t let down .

monition : Shit ’s about to get weird .

Liberace’s original driver’s license

Who knew Charleston was the home of Liberace ’s biggest fan ? ( Or former biggest fan , since they ’re selling this on Craigslist ) .

Blue plates featuring a shellshocked sea captain

Perhaps a sea rover ’s lifeisn’tfor him after all .

Broken pieces of concrete

This is like the old adage “ one man ’s trash is another man ’s gem ” come to life sentence . The poster of this ad invites you to email if you have any interrogation . Our master motion is “ what the heck does somebody need a bunch of broken pieces of concrete for ? ” But hey , at least it ’s detached !

Mediocre art in an “expensive” frame

We ’re not art snobs by any means , but this Thor slice looks like it was produced by a pressman that need its toner supersede . We also like that they specify that the form is the expensive part , so maybe they ’re throwing in the Thor graphics for complimentary ? We ’ll never bonk , as this poster also did n’t include the cost of any of the detail .

A PBR mini-fridge

If you want to make a mini version ofThe Recovery Roomin your human spelunk , you in spades demand this mini fridge .

A walking cane with an elephant head

Remember how Jafar had that terrifying hypnotizing ophidian cane in Aladdin ? This elephant mind walking cane is unquestionably your first step to being a well - dressed Disney villain … except it true looks more likeMr . Burnsthan a pachyderm .

Synthetic urine

Honestly , we ’re more impressed that we did n’t find someone posting about * real * weewee on Craigslist . Please do n’t take that as a challenge .

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Nightmare fuel, aka ceiling clowns

Because whowouldn’twant a time of origin , droopy - eyed clown gaze down at them from the cap light fixture ?

Actual horse manure

I ca n’t help but remember of the start ofTom Sawyerwhen Tom convinces all of his friends to paint the fencing because he did n’t need to dish out with it . The person behind this ad is convincing everyone that cavalry manure is good for them , so he does n’t have to pick it all up . middling cunning , actually .

A really gross-looking leather couch

Ok , so we ’re not saying that this couch is coming from the horse manure guy , but we ’re also notnotsaying that .

Ty Beanie Babies

Was I the only one whose granny bought her a bunch of Beanie Babies claiming they were “ an investment in the future . you could use them to pay for college ! ” And now here they are , on cut-rate sale for $ 3 each on Craigslist . Maybe do n’t take fiscal advice from Nana after all ?

A talking Trump pen

I love that the manufacturer was trying to invoke to every mark marketplace with their “ laugh with / at him ” tagline .

A doll that “Looks and Feels Real”

No . Nope . No means . You know what they say : “ If it looks like a duck and quack like a duck’s egg , it ’s unquestionably go to murder you in your sleep . ”

Your own personal bubble gum vending machine

candidly , I can think of worse fashion to spend $ 20 than on a hoary gumball machine you could install in your backyard . Just think of all the 10s of cent you ’ll make when friends get over to buy gumballs from you – it practically pay for itself !

A bunch of old cell phones

Perfect for … honestly , I have no idea how these would come in handy unless you ’re endeavor to guess you opened up a time space capsule from 10 years ago .

The world’s grossest couches

Yes , technically this person is giving them away for loose , but the very fact that they remember someone will require these torn - up microbe nests cover in spray paint ( BTW , I think they ’re escape some pieces ? ) even for loose is beyond me . The good part : the bill sticker demands you “ must take both . ” *

These are shockingly somehow STILL available . Get on it ( but wear a hazmat suit ) .

A gas mask for your underground bunker in preparation for a Trump presidency

Get quick for the inevitable atomic wintertime brought on by Donald Trump receive access to our launch codes with this vintage petrol mask .

This neon Budweiser sign

It ’s in excellent precondition , which means we ’re guessing his married woman is get to him get disembarrass of it . But hey , one gentleman’s gentleman ’s rubbish is another man ’s human beings undermine focal point in time !

Homing pigeons

What on earth would someone want homing pigeons for ? allot to the poster of the advertising , for “ weddings and funerals . ” Which tells us we have NOT been locomote to the right-hand kinds of weddings and funeral .

A bunch of matchbooks

You know , those thing ginmill & restaurants give out … for free . Only this individual wants you to pay $ 25 . coincidently the same Leontyne Price as those home pigeons . Which do you think your money would be well spent on ? *

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Nightmare fuel, aka clowns

A majestic bronze life-size horse statue

You did n’t spend your taxation refund yet , did you ? If not , drop $ 800 on this sprightliness - sizing bronze sculpture of a horse . No brainer , really .

A non-functional vending machine

The post horse says the “ dollar [ sic ] machine not working and I do n’t have the keys for it , ” aka you ca n’t actually stock it with soda . And even if you somehow do to get it open , you ca n’t use the dollar neb accumulator to get it to vend . So basically you ’re paying for a really inefficient soda ice chest . *

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Your very own hot dog business

Upside : unlimited hot dogs . Downside : you have to move to Myrtle Beach . Oh , and also it be $ 10,500 .

This amazing birdhouse for birds that are also hipster foodies

The bill poster of this advert claims this birdhouse is various and can go “ anywhere you could put aesthetic rooster carving [ sic ] . " So you fuck the theory are endless .

A parking meter

Tired of fight for parking in front of your historical family ? Buy this puppy and put it out on the street . At least you’re able to make a few bucks when you stop up own to park three stoppage away . As a incentive , you might be able to collect enough quarters to pay off for a new mirror when some tourist inevitably sideswipes your car .

Dr. Whomini-fridge

For all you beer nerds who are also wonk nerds . Sure it only meet six cans , but look how nerveless it is !

An old tractor

You do n’t have to be a husbandman to revalue how coolheaded this passe tractor is . But if you do n’t want to buy it ( and you ca n’t anymore ) , mayhap you’re able to photoshoot it onto your Tinder or FarmersOnly.com date visibility ! Just a thought . *

A doll that’s most definitely haunted

No . Nope . No manner . I ’ve seenAnnabelle . Note to the notice : the orange emoji does NOT make this doll seem more innocuous . Look at those eyes . OMG they want to eat your soul ! *

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Star Trek: The Original Serieson VHS

All 79 glorious episode of the show that launch the careers of William Shatner , George Takei , and the previous , peachy , Leonard Nimoy … on VHS . dependable luck playing them in that VCR you do n’t have .

A bunch of oldPlayboymagazines

Just do n’t require why the Sir Frederick Handley Page are all glutinous . *

This berth has been delete . They were either sell or the poster simply could n’t part with their contaminating memories .

Cool old phones

Snoopy phone ? Yes , please ! Although , unless you have a landline , you wo n’t get much usance out of these tough son .

This amazing cooler-stereo combo

OK , this is something I ’d really buy . Imagine how nerveless ( pun intended ) you ’d look with this at The Washout on Folly Beach as you roll up with your ice - fill up Coleman for a day of fun under the sun . It almost give up for the fact that it would have to be filled with soda , since there ’s no alcohol allowed on the beach . Sigh . *