find delectation in other people ’s misfortune is not a mathematical product of the internet age . Schadenfreude has been a bona fide phenomenon since multitude have been embarrassing themselves – which means forever . Remember that beau who tripped in wooly gigantic dung ? His pelt smelled for day !
But it ’s always a little moment well when the object of your mean - spunky kicks brought the hilarious misfortune upon themselves . Like the fine folks you are about to see , who – inexplicably – call back it would be a effective idea to permanently mark themselves with their favourite quick - nutrient brands , in stunningly horrific fashion .
The deformed Burger King king
This misshapen blob of fast - nutrient royalty is somehow less creepy than the factual Burger King king .
Whichactually is n’t saying much .
Off-color Wendy’s Logo
The attention to detail is impressive ( note the exactness on the number of freckles ) , but it just face a slight off because of the colorization . Then again , any tattoo of the Wendy ’s logotype would expect a little off .
Hopefully this guy gets free Frostys .
The Taco Bell collection
More so than Wendy ’s and Burger King , Taco Bell has inspired enthusiasts to take up the phonograph needle and color their skin with graphical renderings of their favorite firm - nutrient Mexican chain .
While some fans opt for a logotype , others go the taco route . And one noblewoman just rifle full ' XC and got bedazzle - y. They are all fairly misfortunate decisions .
The KFC Krew
For some , Kentucky Fried Chicken is n’t just a fast - chicken predilection , or a delicacy forJapan on Christmas– it ’s a full life-style , and a measuring peg for your own success in life . Because you do n’t know you ’ve hit rock bottom till you have a " Chicken over bitch " tattoo featuring Colonel Sanders .
Especially on your foot . Even if it ’s henna . That ’s still two to three weeks of shame .
The McDonald’s hot messes
The first tattoo –the extremely advertize " receipt"– is the final result of an funnily take daring .
The rest are just the result of genuine lack of foresight . These tattoos are n’t just body art . They are living hieroglyphics that will secernate future historians about the 21st century , more than any text ever could .
We live in an old age where a sexy Ronald McDonald tattoo ( with pubic fries ) is a harrowing reality .
Swimdecker333/Esquire Photo/Twitter (edited)
Actually, this last one is pretty cool…
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