In the late nineties , Will Ferrell , in the guise of Harry Caray , posed the with child existential interrogation of our metre : If you were a hot frankfurter , and you were starving , would you exhaust yourself ?
While the logical implication of self - cannibalization can not go understated , fortunately , there ’s a less disturbing and non - hypothetical mode now to eat your own face : these 3-D - publish cookie cutter that ’ll turn your headshot into sugar cookie bear your mug .
Selling on Etsy by Copypastry , the cutlery put 3-D printing engineering to its bully use : making weird asshole .
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As the cooky cutters ' Etsy page explain , you may " have any silhouette , family unit portrayal , logo or draw print and broil your center out ! "
Now , of course , the baking your heart out matter need you do have it away how to do that . But give the cutters up to Copypastry .
The conception comes from inventor Kriszti Bozzai , a postgraduate pattern scholar from Hungary . She wanted to broil cooky for her dog in the shape of a bone , but could n’t feel such cutters anywhere . So , as anyone wanting to bake bone - shape cookies would , she make up one’s mind to make her own cooky cutters in custom SHAPE , thus seek out investor , buying a 3D printer , and reverse the whole concept into an Etsy business in less than three month .
requisite , as they say , is the female parent of 3D - printed custom cookie stonecutter .
monastic order typically feature the faces of family and friends , though genitalia and even Charles Bronson cut - outs have come through as Holy Order before . Who ’s the bigger dick : a dick or Charles Bronson ? Only Copypastry knows .
And each social club offers an raiment of color selection , with pink the most popular color for female faces , and blue the most popular for male fount .
you’re able to check outCopypastry ’s Instagram accountfor even more examples .
Each usance cooky cutter will cost you about$50 ( € 45.00 ) , plus $ 20 transport .
But really , how much is eat on your acquaintance ’s face worth , especially when you do n’t even have to be Hannibal Lecter to do it ?
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