These Are the Best Bathrooms in (Almost) Every Boston 'Hood

Is it eldritch to lecture about this ? Or is it weird not to ? uncalled-for to say , we ’ve all found the penury to pee outside our home at some point . Which is to say , we ’ve all said our supplication to the Public Porcelain Gods and consume the plunge . But not all wash room are made alike – not even close . So we ’ve rounded up all of our favored WC ’s in Boston and break them down by vicinity . Behold , the most wicked pissah pisser .

South Boston

Loco Taqueria & Oyster Bar(address and info)Whatever genius decided to put a ill-famed B.I.G. quote in these bathrooms ( " To all the ladies in the place with expressive style and grace " ) , we acclaim you . Although something from " Ten Crack Commandments " might have work better . Runner - up : Coppersmith

Harvard Square

Henrietta ’s Table(address and info)Because the restaurant is inside Harvard Square ’s landmark Charles Hotel , the lav has upped its game with spa - like conveniences . Two words : cloth towel . You ’ll always have us at fabric towel . Runner - up : Harvard Coop , if only for the nostalgia of using the most sought - after public lavatory in Harvard Square .

South End

The Salty Pig(address and info)Bathroom reading is essential , and Salty Pig has all others drum . Far Sidecomics wallpaper the entire distance , so you ’ll be tempted to extend your stay luxuriating among the pigs , frump , and oxen who contend with the scientist and puncher . mind of Doug , and do n’t study so long your feet fall deceased . Runner - up : The Gallows

Fenway/Kenmore Square

Bleacher Bar(address and information ): Men’sThis position has a twain thing going for it : 1 ) it ’s literally inside the bowels of Fenway Park just beyond the outfield , and 2 ) the position from the men ’s room is incredible ( but unnerving ) . Forget read the sports Sir Frederick Handley Page ; you could in reality seem out over halfway subject field while you do your matter . It make new meaning to the terminal figure " dribbler up the middle . “Runner - up : Hotel Commonwealth

Back Bay

The Taj(address and info)This is a tough one . The region is replete with gem ( I mean , the Saks ' bathroom has a freakin ’ couch chairperson ) . But the Taj toilet , inside the city ’s original Ritz - Carlton , is just honest-to-goodness - timey glorious . This is n’t a can ; it ’s a bona - fide pulverisation room , harkening back to a day when belong to the restroom was a more genteel occasion . Runner - up : Four Seasons&L’Espalier(tie )

East Boston

KO at the Shipyard(address and info)It ’s about the journeying , not the destination . Specifically , the graffitied paries direction that point you upstairs , along with many variations on the Holy Scripture " toilet " : potty , baños , toilet , and loo , to name but four . And once you get there , the address has more fantastic reading material ( rendering : anti - alcoholism ads in Russian ) . Did we mention the view of the Boston Harbor ? It may rival the scatalogical Soviet propaganda . Runner - up : None

Coolidge Corner

The Regal Beagle(address and info)Who concern if it ’s small ? The felt wallpaper features silhouette of different dog breeds . It ’s impossible not to get allPat the Bunnyon them , fantasizing about which breed you ’ll adopt next . ( What , just us?)Runner - up : Coolidge Corner Theatre

Seaport

Ocean Prime(address and information ): Women’sWe ca n’t speak to the sumptuousness of the men ’s bathroom , but OP ’s noblewoman WC is the lavatory of our aspiration : complimentary perfumes , hair elastic band , and , yes , womanly product , along with soy candle and an overall sanguine airwave . This is nicer than your integral first apartment after college . And unremarkably , it also smell good . Runner - up : Committee

Inman Square

Puritan & Company(address and info)A risk of the single stall is having to wait while people launder hands , curry themselves , and take interminable selfies in the mirror . Puritan has a fine solution : a nearby communal hallway sink , which have water - filtering tilt that also look pretty brilliant . Runner - up : Dare we say the line at Starbucks , where diehard Squarers protested the area ’s Starbucksification ? No ? OK , Loyal Ninethen .

Downtown Crossing

Yvonne’s(address and info)If you want design inspiration for your next lavatory overhaul , this is a just place to start . Black subway roofing tile laid out on a criss cross - style , gothic wallpaper , and plush paper towels expose in a silver tray remind you that a one - holer pauperism n’t be such a bare - boneser . Runner - up : Boston Common(only because it ’s public )

Beacon Hill

Liberty Hotel(address and info)We’ve never been to the slammer , but we ’ve watchedShawshank Redemptionenough time to know prison toilet are dread affairs . But not so when poky has germinate into a fabulous hotel and restaurant . Liberty ’s throne is modern and mammoth , plus it ’s tricked out head - to - pedi in the same Molton Brown as its rooms . You ’ll need to drop 30 to life here . Runner - up : Bin 26

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