InSharknado 3 : Oh Hell No ! , Tara Reid watches in revulsion as sharks snipe a NASA rocket . " How can they outlive in space ? " she scream . Ian Ziering ’s character , aptly named Fin , brings up a dependable point : " How could they hold up in atornado ? "
Right . If you thought SyFy ’s notoriously cheesy dealership could n’t get more laughable , Sharknado : The 4th Awakenscame to bear witness you wrong this weekend . There were pop culture character galore , several more chainsaw , and an almost innumerable variety of destructive tornado . Below , a recap :
( admonition : Substantial pamperer for theSharknadomovies , especiallyThe fourth Awakens , stick to . )
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It all started with aStar Warscredits crawl
Later , a " may the force be with you " quote andKylo Ren - inspired chain saw - cavalry sword were include , because nothing is sacred .
Lil' Gil thought his mom was a shark
At the very destruction ofOh Hell No!,space debris(kinda ) oppress April(Reid ) . Fin ’s new-sprung son emerged from the shark that swallowed them whole without see or meet his mother . InThe fourth Awakens , set five years later , Lil ' Gil , now a bit grow up , legit believe his mommy was that shark . It was the dumbestandmost grievous part of the entire movie , but it fructify up a prissy surprise .
Carrot Top played Fin’s Uber Driver
As is custom , there were plenty of celebrity cameo , including Erika Girardi , Seth Rollins , and David Faustino . One of the first , and most memorable , was Scott Thompson , aka Carrot Top . The redheaded stand - up ’s show is abbreviated , but he ’s around long enough to make half a dozen Vegas jokes – and a drunk driving one .
A Chippendales dancer subdued a shark with his penis
Real affair that chance .
Matt had a parachute wedding
Well , he tried . run are the days of Charles Hittinger as Fin ’s older son . Last Nox it wasHannah Montana ’s Cody Linley , and Dr. Drew officiated his airborne nuptials before everybody almost died on the dreadful , horrible , no good , very sharky Vegas trip-up .
Fin went surfing with his car, I think?
At one point , pro surfboarder - turned - national ' nado whisperer Fin used the doors of a plummeting car to maneuver himself and his girl - in - law ( Imani Hakim ) from the top of a gambling casino onto a neon cruller . Then he drive the machine down said tornado and onto the street in everlasting timing . Then everyone watching said , Cool … hold back , what ?
“What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.”
You bet this was a actual quote .
Fin commandeered the boat from the Treasure Island hotel
And used the helm as a giant shuriken after crash into a " sharkberg . " Other iconic Vegas victims included the Stratosphere , the Bellagio – whose water show became a game of knock - a - shark – and the Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas sign ( R.I.P. ) .
Gary Busey turned Tara Reid into Iron Woman
This meter around April became a cross between Iron Woman , the Bionic Woman , and Inspector Gadget . turn out she survivedOh Hell No ! , and her dad ( Busey ) made her full bionic man , complete withTerminatorquotesand slightly better parenting skills .
They blew up the Grand Canyon?
Comedian Tommy Davidson played the forrad - thinking billionaire in charge of something called Astro - X , the technical school powerhouse positioned at the head of this moving-picture show ’s " plot of land . " His company was supposed to be using revolutionary energy systems to manipulate the atm and keep vortexes . Did n’t go so well . In one shot , he blew up Arizona ’s internal ballpark to terminate a massive flood .
There was so much f*cking Google Glass
So all the Astro - X employees could provide ' nado update via Google Plus . Just kidding , but if you ever wondered what happened to this lost piece of music of tech , bet no further .
The Gary The Shark commercials were surreal and outstanding
Between wild4th Awakensset pieces , SyFy devote viewers a string of Total Wireless office that chronicle the phylogeny of aSharknadovillain - turn - in effect guy wire . ( take in one above , and morehere . ) Inspiring , right ?
There were so many new ‘nadoes
Gilbert Gottfried played a stormchaser who sum the widespread variety up substantially : " The violent storm has been rushing through Texas ; it hit an oil field , creating an oilnado ; the oilnado burst , creating a firenado ; the firenado dispatch an electrical plant , produce a lightningnado . " There were also bouldernadoes , sandnadoes , cownadoes , hailnadoes , lavanadoes , and , at the very end , anuclearnado , the self-aggrandising and baddest yet .
“It wouldn’t be Texas without a chainsaw massacre.”
Another tangible quote – declared by Caroline Williams , ofTexas Chainsaw Massacre 2fame , while standing next toDog the Bounty Hunter .
There was aLavalantulacrossover
Steve Guttenberg , from one of SyFy’sother ill-famed sagas , dropped by to donate aspecial carat one point . The implications of this are neat : is therereallya SyFy cinematic universe ? Will there one day be aLavalantulanado , starring Kobe Bryant for some reason ? One hope , one prays .
Letterman’s old pal Paul Shaffer was looking for work
If anybody have it away of any job .
There were finally a ton ofWizard of Ozreferences
This movie , which took place all over Tornado Alley after a sandstorm picked up sharks and moved east from Vegas , was full of ‘em . They squeezed in Dorothy ’s " Kansas " quote , there was a chickenhearted - brick - road vociferation - out , and most luxuriant of all , Stacey Dash showed up as the Wicked Mayor of Chicago to die under a house . After call Chicago a state .
A whale swallowed a bunch of sharks that swallowed Fin and his crazymech suit
For the Shepards , life comes at you tight .
There was a shark defibrillator
About time .
Nova showed up riding the Eiffel Tower like a hoverboard
Fans might ’ve omit Cassie Scerbo ’s theatrical role since she was off in France . But she cappedSharknado 4with the best vexer possible : looks like there ’s room foranother sequel ! perchance it ’ll be set in Paris , to finally quench conductor Anthony C. Ferrante ’s desire for a moreforeignlocation ? Maybe not ? Who really bonk ? Just prep for a fifth accordingly . Like Lil Wayne , who should belike be in one of these shortly , oncesaid , Life ’s a beach , he ’s just playin ' in the sand .
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