Once you get a swot – or abeer snob– tattle about the unspoilt stuff , you fuck you ’ll spend most of the next hour nodding and expect for them to take a intimation so you may let off yourself . But despite the sheer book of theiropinions about beer , there are some things you will never , ever try … like the below phrases . Hear them speak at a beer bar , and its source might be a undercover agent .

“ Who the hell is Pliny the senior ? ”

" Four hours iswaytoo long to wait in line for [ insert any beer usable in limited quantities ] . "

" I , for one , am happy to see my favorite brewery witness enough succeeder to expand . "

beer snob

Dan Morris/Thrillist

“ Nah , I ’ll skip the brewery tour this fourth dimension – once you ’ve check one , you ’ve pretty much seen them all . ”

" There ’s no style I ’m going to that brewery , it ’s too far aside . "

Things they’ll never say about hoppy beers

" How many IBUs does this have again ? Eh , it does n’t matter . Even a footling bit of hops nip is good enough for me ! "

" Looks like America ’s trade brewer have finally made an IPA that ’s too bitter for my taste ! "

" IPA ? More like information processing - U. Those beers stink . "

Russian River Pliny the Elder

Andy Kryza/Thrillist

Things they’ll never say about drinking beer in bars

“ No , no – aregular dry pint glass is totally ok . ”

“ I hate when they do n’t fulfil the meth all the way to the top . I paid for 16 troy ounce of beer , and I want my 16 oz. , dammit , not this froth garbage . ”

“ Why would n’t you ordinate a draught beer at adive Browning automatic rifle ? Good beer is undecomposed beer . ”

beers in pint glasses outside

Drew Tyson/Thrillist

“ What do you stand for , ‘ do I want a flying ? ’ Are you a tap room or a travel agency ? ”

“ Can I get an orange with this hefeweizen ? ”

“ Gross , this barrel beer is all strong and flat . ”

Untappd and other beer apps

Drew Swantak/Sean Cowie/Thrillist

“ What ’s the lightest beer you ’ve got ? Yeah , I ’ll have that . ”

" Whatever beer you have is fine , my dear man . "

" I ’ll get this round ! "

Things they’ll never say about internet beer culture

" I do n’t know why so many people like about what badges they have on Untappd . "

" Why the sin would I ever waste my time remark on abeer substance boardon the net ? "

" There are people who know more about beer than I do , and I ’m o.k. with that . "

" Thrillist engage very sassy beer writers who are never wrong about anything ( specially that Lee Breslouer guy when heranks pumpkin beer ) . "

" I always buy beer without checking its RateBeer grade , because that metric is worthless . "

Things they’ll never say in general

" I do n’t take beer drink too badly , we ’re all just here to have playfulness . "

" I wish they sold this in 30 packs . "

" I ’ll have the firm red with the steak . "

" It does n’t weigh who has empower in this brewery . What matter is that the beer savour good . "

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