Ever come home from employment , make down your paint , and wish you could kick back with a nice , cold vagina - yeast beer ? Neither have we . And yet , a Poland - based ship’s company is reportedly seeking funds to launch a new beer it claim will be brewed with bacterium source from a cleaning woman ’s vagina . That ’s right , folks : vagina beer .
As explained in areportby UPI , a company calledThe Order of Yonihas launched an IndieGoGo crowdfunding campaign to raise about $ 170,000 for the flaky potable , or " Bottled Instinct . " plain , the beer is brew with " lactic acid bacterium " sourced from the nether regions of Czech example Alexandra Brendlova , who can be seen in the company ’s marketing image . By the way , " Yoni " is a Sanskrit word for " vagina , " according to the paper . If all of the above does n’t make you cringe , here ’s the company ’s creepy description of its process :
" The secret of the beer lies in her vagina . Using Hawaii - technical school of microbiology , we sequester , canvas and train lactic pane bacteria from vagina of a unique womanhood . The bacterium , lactobacillus , carry-over cleaning lady ’s features , temptingness , grace , glamour , and her inherent aptitude into beers and other products , turning them into a dance with lovely holy person . " Incidentally , these were the same word you heard before ignite from a nightmare .
With April Fool ’s Day upon us , it ’s severe not to recall this is an elaborate joke , but it appears the company has big plan even beyond an initial vagina beer . In fact , it plans to expand the concept to extra beer styles like lambics , saturnine stouts , and others . Gross . Each of the bottle will come with the added welfare of a being stamped with Brendlova ’s name and " the date of the collection of her vaginal swab " for good bill , per the UPI account . In case you ’re enquire , the caller claim the beer wo n’t feature any flavors or smells consociate with vaginas .
Additionally , the society even let in a subdivision on its website regarding safety , put forward , " The all important part of the project is to assure the safety of the mathematical product . The procedures of isolation and preparation prevent other bacteria and viruses from surviving , ply the final product fair and goodly . In addition , we analyse the final intersection on presence of other viruses and bacteria , the finding will be write on our website to make you completely sure it ’s healthy . " Well , in that case …
Make no mistake : we have nothing against vagina . But part of us hopes we ’re indeed being fool .
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