Certain guy might claim an cockeyed level of sexual prowess , but this tortoise is redact the humble - braggers to shame , one pelvic thrust at a time . Diego the giant tortoise is a virile love - get to - machine , having brought his species back from the brink of extinction . He ’s fathered some 800 offspring on the Galapagos Island of Espanola , and shared some fierce Oh - typeface in the process :
He ’s an sure-enough soul , really –Agence France Pressenotes he arrived in the Galapagos in 1976 , after a stint at the San Diego Zoo – but he ’s for certain proven himself a youthful devotee at heart , even if he ’s really a horny old serviceman . research worker estimate that Diego is over 100 years old , which makes him a gerontological alpha - male .
“ He ’s a very sexually participating male reproducer . He ’s give enormously to repopulating the island , " Washington Tapia , a tortoise copulation specialist at Galapagos National Park , told the AFP .
Indeed . Per Tapia ’s estimations , Diego would have a terrible clip onMaury : He ’s generate about 40 percentage of the island ’s wild issue . Diego is part of a breeding program that let in other would - be Tortoise founder , but he ’s distinctly the Tortoise - humper of greatest reputation . He lives in a nurture enclosure with six distaff tortoises , and they spend their day being fed and repopulating the island , or , you know , have it off each other .
" We did a inherited study and we discovered that he was the father of about 40 percent of the offspring bring out into the wild on Espanola , " Tapia said . She added that fifty years ago , there were only two males and 12 females of Diego ’s specie alert on the island . Now , the fertile humper ’s issue are cringe about everywhere .
As Diego thrusts his native Chelonoidis hoodensis species back into a bountiful being , the skill world has stimulate for jubilation . Keep on fucking , Diego . The domain needs you .
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Sam Blum is Staff Writer at Thrillist , and is very impressed by Diego the gargantuan tortoise ’s intimate stamina . He ’s on Twitter@Blumnessmonster .
