warp up . Shit is about to get real . Everyone is go to die and it is a 100 percent certainty because oh my god the apocalypse is definitely , probably , mayhap coming , accord tosome conspiracy theoristswho are right smart more woke than you . The proof is in the line of descent ( moon ) pud .
Here ’s the deal : The major planet Nibiru , sometimes call in Planet X , is an notional satellite that confederacy theorizer posit is n’t imaginary . It has a monumental orbit that will someday intersect with the Earth ’s orbit . When that happens , terrible affair will chance to this shrimpy planet like earthquakes and other topsy-turvydom recognizable from the flick of Roland Emmerich . That " some day " is now , concord to cabal theorists who , like theParks & Rec ’s reasonabilists , tend to repeat the same title annually , change the date of our doom each fourth dimension they get it wrong .
Last fall , Earth know a raretetrad of roue lunar month . Blood moons are induce by the moon passing through the Earth ’s phantasma , which is blood-red at the edges , casting a red reflection of the sunlight across the entire lunar surface . It ’s beautiful . However , four profligate moons in a undivided yr caused quite a tizzy online , withmany confederacy theoristspositing that the fourth parentage moon in such a short time would spark a ruinous chain of case . That was September 2015 .
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Now , YouTube confederacy idealogue believe that it ’s actually the year 2016 that will " decidedly " see the arrival of Nibiru and the destruction of the Earth as we know it . TheNibiru Planet X 2016YouTube channel claims it has " proven " a couple of things . Firstly , astronomers missed a blood moon in August , which could bring us to another tetrad . Secondly , the profligate synodic month are n’t really triggered by the sun but are instead happening because " planet Nibiru was next to [ the moon ] and tramp its red shadow " on it .
The narrator of the video starts what is just one of many of the channel ’s Book of Revelation - related video saying , " The video you are about to watch is move to change everything you have been taught and everything that you believe in . "
" There is dead no doubtfulness there is a planet in our solar system that does not belong there , something we have not seen in our lifetime or this century or the last few hundred of the past tense . " course , this leads to the revelation that the government bonk about the pending doom and is covering it up .
" accord to these ancient prophesies , " he concludes , " the sentence is now . Prepare . "
The prognosticator of YouTube have previously predicted the arrival ofZorpNibiru and unless this is some Lynchian dream life , the humans appear to be no worse for the wear ( except for that wholeclimate change thing ) . So , no need to stockpile cans of creamed corn just yet .
But who knows , this time there is " absolutely no doubt about it . " Should that be the case , congratulations are due to everyone on finally making it to the stopping point melodic line . We did it . Hail Zorp .
