Welcome to my Party Like It ’s 1776 party ! I see by your zippers that you decided not to stick with the suggested authentic clothes computer code . pay off it no mind . I have extra tricorne lid in the lair . I ’ll fetch you one . And you impart guacamole ! How advanced . You ’re cognizant , of course , that the avocado tree was n’t introduced to this fairish country of ours until 1833 . This is very attentive . Anyway , amount on out back , everyone is flow out by the punch roll .
How are you finding everything ? I must say the chapeau bet very all right on you . I go for you ’re enjoying that beakerful of flip . Yes it does have rum in it . And beer . And saccharide . And ball . I consort , most the great unwashed would n’t swear out a hot slug in the summertime , let alone one with whole eggs in it . I just love how creamy they make it ! whip it all up with a hot poker game was no easy undertaking though — just look at these welts ! They ’ll be fine . I poured wine-coloured into them and slathered on some lard . Did you get it on that I made those beakers myself ? First fourth dimension trying pottery ! I ’m sorry about your shirt . You just have to tilt it a spot to the right when you sip . There you go . That ’s ripe .
A glass of piss ? I am so lamentable but water supply was n’t an alternative during the meter of our forefathers — contamination issues . How about a nice tankard of cider ? It ’s bone juiceless , foggy and room temperature . crank ? They did n’t have that until the 1800s , dizzy . sick about this heating , right ? But is n’t it great ? We ’re sudate like the man and women who institute this groovy nation of ours . This is revolutionary sweat .
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Of course you may have some rum ! It was the original American spirit ! Here have some more cider . It help with the coughing . And I ’ll get some weewee for your gasp . No contamination worries if it ’s for clean ! You ’re not the first person to call my rummy unparalleled . No , you ca n’t buy this stuff in fund . And I did some tinkering to give it the rough , unrefined charm of rummy of the 1700s . The enigma is Everclear and dirt , but you did n’t hear it from me ! If that coughing does n’t bar , try chase it down with some firecake . Yup ! It ’s just flour and water ! Ah , the simple life .
Oh . You ’re forget . Did the flip get to you ? Feeling a little nimptopsical ? Pungey ? Lordly ? I can see you ’re not conversant with Ben Franklin ’s penning or you would make out that all of those were synonyms for “ drunk . ” Well , I ’m sorry to see you go . Please take some firecake for the route . You ’ll find it cancel the table salt angle terrifically . Oh , allow for the chapeau , if you do n’t mind — I ’m go to necessitate it for the reenactment after . We ’re doing the Battle of Québec — I’m playing Benedict Arnold ! You ’re sure you ca n’t stay ? Ah well . Farewell then , and long live the aura of these United States ! Wait ! You block your firecake !
