You might imagine that , with a name likeWe Do Men ,   there ’s some bacchanal going on behind the walls of this " for human being only " watering hole in Scottsdale . ( The guys who secretly try out to crack photos of the signage outside certainly think so . ) We assure you , there ’s nothing salacious or illegal happening . But that does n’t stop Stacey Grondahl , aka “ The Boss Lady , ” her staff , or frequent resort hotel goer from joking about well-chosen end .

( Spoiler qui vive : you ’re not get one here . )

So , what ’s really break down inside this place ? I ’m not a guy , but I was granted special , one - time - only , gamey - headroom access to find out what it ’s unfeignedly all about . So here ’s ( almost ) everything happening at Scottsdale ’s very own just - for - gallant spa , We Do Men .

Man getting face massaged at Scottsdale spa

Photo provided by Jordan Moore of Panacea Media

Guys get manhandled by a pro

Stacey is the ultimate manhandler – again , in a legal mode . We ’re sing beard , brow , mustache , even that gross pinna haircloth you have . Whatever part of your face need some ( or a muckle of ) work , she ’s got you shroud with a impudent manscape .

They put booze on your face

commend that sake bomb calorimeter you took like a champ that one weekend ? turn out it is n’t just utile for a good time ; it ’s also expectant for your cheek . The Boss Lady says that interest is basically the secret to eternal youth . Nipponese geishas take a shot every dark and drench their faces in interest to expect young . Apparently it work on . ( The more you jazz ! ) You ’ll notice the spa menu has a pile of booze - inspired offering listed . And who knows , your favorite cocktail might be a slap-up way to freshen up your facial expression . But that alone should n’t be a reason to try it at home . allow Stacey do it for you .

You can buy some cool shit… like ball wash

pass on that Stacey and the stave of We Do Men know their poppycock , you may pillow ensure that everything in the shop is on tip . From max and scent , to constitutional deodorant , to things like glob slipstream ( yes , ball lavation ) , to product fromIndie LeeandRA , everything is sourced from great local shop around the res publica .

They treat your sunburn

Many of us have been there : it ’s 2 postmortem on a midsummer Saturday ; you may or may not have had ( but probably did have ) a few too many , and you ’re run out poolside . You awaken up three hour later and , oh no , you ca n’t feel your face ! Well , this is Arizona , friends : it ’s hot , and the sunburns are stern . If it bet like you ’ve find a third - degree burn mark on your forehead at the remnant of the 24-hour interval , do yourself a favour and do n’t assay to treat the pot . We Do Men do by bad burns with a soothing , fill again , and repairing discourse that ’ll have your burnt - up mug looking dear as novel .

To better help you quash that look next time around , Stacey says ALL men should have three things in their bathroom : a good cleanser , a unanimous moisturizer , and a facial sun blocker ( especially dependable for the guys here in Phoenix ) .

Deodorize more than just your body

Think yourau naturelhome fragrancy is just hunky-dory ? Well , it ’s believably not . Sorry , nobody wish the scent of musty gym clothes and three - day - old take - out box . So halt by We Do Men , pick up a man - perfumed taper from 1820 House’sRust Belt Collective , and sting the pit out of it . Trust me , your dating prospects will apprise it .

Take a nap at your own risk

Hey , there ’s nothing incorrect with a little mid - good afternoon shut - optic . The spa has a squeamish secret back patio with all the fixings to keep you comfortable . But remember : if you fall benumbed , we ca n’t guarantee your friends wo n’t click it . That ’s on you .

Drink some stuff that’s good for you

So , you ’ve decided to do something good for your brass . Great ! Nowdrinksomething good for you , too . We Do man has a case full of cold - pressedKarma Juice , which is both local AND organic , ready for you to examine out during your stay .

Join the staff for happy hour

Grab a facial , then get your drinkable on at either a nearby bar or the spa itself , and indulge in their happy 60 minutes specials . They ’re open until 7 pm on weekday and 4 pm on the weekends . program consequently .

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Man getting eyebrows clipped at Scottsdale spa

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Gift shop goods from Scottsdale men’s spa

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