Last hebdomad , The Bacheloretteteased us with previews of Chad return to come off guys ' noses from their faces , and possibly re - impound them to other Guy ' faces . And the show deport – albeit to an unfulfilling extent . Chad is go , for veridical this meter , and the world ofBachelorettehas become a dark position , indeed . We are , officially , Chadless .
Or are we ? From the linear perspective of , " is that guy named Chad still on the show ? " – yes we are ! But the Third Law of the Natural Bachelorette State of Being necessitates a baddie , and with the most villainous one of them all thresh off like a coffee mug in the Wood , another must arise . Someone will become Chad .
But who ? ? have ’s break in down the possible Chad , one by one , and go away no Wells unturned .
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DEFINITELY NOT CHAD
James TaylorNo need to engage in deep analysis here – James Taylor is not Chad . Unless he ’s play the longest , goofiest , swing - danciest bunko in the chronicle of long cons , in which grammatical case : still not Chad , since Chad ’s cons are short and to the point and involve suspect residential real estate in Tulsa , Oklahoma .
WellsI was just make act of phrase above ; of trend it ’s not Wells . Although he did say " hell yeah ! " when JoJo asked him if he ’d accept this blush wine , something Chad could ’ve very easily say in that situation but just never did . And then he organized an ironic protein - powder - as - ashes memorial ceremony after Chad got ignore , and punt the jugful of gunpowder off the edge of the pack of cards – and we all be intimate Chad litters for sport , and love kicking inanimate plastic objects . But away from those two slips , Wells is still a little lilliputian guy who might not even eat food . Definitely not Chad .
ChaseYes , his name is Chase , which is about as close to " Chad " as you may get without being named " Chab . " However , Chase is far too dumb and tiresome to be Chad . He only mouth in clichés , and not even the good ace – Chad speak only in countersign that humans has never strung together in that specific order antecedently . Chad ? No . Not Chad .
Chris HarrisonC’mon , guy cable .
PROBABLY NOT CHAD
DerekDerek is a tough read , to be certain , but I ’m fairly sure he is not Chad . He ’s definitely play a strategical game of some kind but is n’t terribly good at it so far . Also , he ’s Jim fromThe Office , whom IMDb claim is also not Chad .
RobbyThe biggest Chad - alikes about Robby are his whiskers ( although it ’s definitely manicured to not drop one millimeter below the neckline , something Chad would never do ) and his bulk : he has the secondly biggest chest on the show at this decimal point . And while I will not absolve Robby of his electric potential to call on out to be a total mountebank playboy scumbag who like to just do a small breaststroke and then quickly hop out of the pond , he also recite JoJo that he loved her earlier in the time of year than maybe anyone ever on this show , which would make him , in many ways , the Anti - Chad .
POSSIBLY CHAD
LukeI still ca n’t fancy this Luke guy out . Can he really be the only dude ever with consummate side - acrylonitrile-butadiene-styrene to also be a heartfelt nice guy ? See , I ca n’t believe that . Can he really keep allege all the right perfumed thing that mean perfectly nothing but are delivered with the appropriate amount of drawl to drive swooning reactions from JoJo ? I ca n’t corrupt that either . Like I said after the first instalment , Luke will be a top - five guy on this show , and now that we ’ve seen what the competition ’s find , he should lift up in the top three . But as the bozo come away and there ’s less to blot out behind , I have to believe he ’s going to drop away into his true self , even though I do n’t know what that true ego is just yet – in all probability a guy who ’s boned 1200 girls , and knows he ’s just a Fantasy Bang Suite Card away from one more .
PROBABLY CHAD
Aaron Rodgers ' Brother ( Jordan)This was not a with child sequence for Aaron Rodgers ' Brother , specially in terms of test he ’s not Chad . While he always oversee to pull the wool far enough over JoJo ’s eyes in the death , thing started to unravel quite a bite for him ( not that wool just yet , though ) . When JoJo reveals that she lie with his ex , and that sound out ex had horrible things to say about their relationship , he freeze up and does n’t have it away what to say , other than that he was " not physically cheating " on her , a disarray maneuver which utterly means that he was shaft on her , physically . Then he now transition to recounting sage news from his rector about love – more subterfuge and misdirection , now second by god .
There ’s more , mostly lies . When asked what he ’s thinking about after she just accused him of being a dumbass , he say , " I ’m really not recollect anything , " which obviously ca n’t be true – even saying that required think it ! While on their " Yacht Date , " he claims that he ’s never been on a yacht , which ca n’t possibly be true , since his brother has realize $ 47,450,000 already , is currently signed to a $ 110,000,000 contract bridge , and has other champion who also make similar money and sure enough enjoy yachts .
The final evidence : he makes out with JoJo – despite already have a rose ! Chad - degree sin ! – around the other side of the bulwark from all the other guys , which was obviously so he could ( 1 ) feel like a reeeeeaaaallll spoiled boy , and ( 2 ) so they could hear the unmistakable noise of NFL - degree face - suction . Also , he thinks they have mariachi bands in Uruguay .
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DEFINITELY CHAD
JoJo ’s Ex - Boyfriend ChadI mean value , his name is Chad , so he ’s Chad .
AlexHe in reality is already Chad , although he does n’t seem to know it yet . allow ’s examine the evidence : former Marine , just like Chad . Intimidation ? He sits on the lounge drink a beer ( which , give , is not very Chad ) and stares Derek down while imperil him because he set about a " commiseration rise . " Name - vocation ? He calls Derek both an " unsafe little bitch " and a " sensitive piffling cunt . " Even though Chad is go , he keeps bring all thing back to Chad – which is a very Chad thing to do ! ! He even started turn his beard in this episode , for enhanced Chadness .
Alex is also very calculating – it ’s become clear that Alex used Chad quite effectively as a cover - up for his own iniquity , funneling all the potential dislike and distrust of the chemical group straight off onto Chad and away from himself . These sort of tactical smokescreens are the cornerstone of Chads . Alex was the only one who kept lure Chad to violence , which again now seems to be a tactical ploy , but also means he ’s not above engaging in a good old fashioned manhandling every once in a while . It ’s potential that he would be below it , because he ’s incredibly curt . But definitely not above it .
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Alex concern himself not with JoJo , and only with the other mankind and his position in telling to them ; quite Chad indeed . And while he ’s in the Three Tall Guys and an Alex cool - shaver clique now , probably because he " got rid of Chad " by talking shit to JoJo , that condition will surely become threatened as he diagram to remove each guy one by one through force , genial insult , and flamingo - kicks . He ’s no more than two episodes away from being mark as the obscene castaway who ’s pull wires the biz , and is not there for the ripe JoJo - heart - gain reasons . Alex is now Chad .
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