In the one dear scenefrom an otherwise abysmal 2015Vacationretread , Ed Helms , playing a grown - up Rusty Griswold , visit his parents ’ bed - and - breakfast in San Francisco . He and his wife and kids need a vehicle to terminate their cross - country trek to Walley World , and Clark Griswold , played by Chevy Chase , offers to loan Rusty his car . They go to Clark ’s dual garage . Clark hit the key watch guard , and as the door opens the audience hear … a Nissan Altima .
“ Whoops , wrong threshold , ” Clark tell .
He and Rusty move to the other one and slowly it rises until there it is : the Wagon Queen Family Truckster , that “ metal pea putting surface , ” faux - woods - paneled monstrosity , still as ugly as it was in the originalVacation , 32 long time earlier .
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out of practice face . “ Can I take the Nissan ? ”
“ No , ” Clark says .
That Truckster resist in for all the misbegotten eyesores ever manufactured , and the “ Natalie Wood ” panelling is its most damnatory feature . Rightly so . By the prison term the firstVacationcame out , simulated Ellen Price Wood had become a laugh , a onetime status symbol that had been cheapen to suburban kitsch by ten of reckless , tasteless overuse . To this sidereal day , I ca n’t see a woody without thinking about all the real - life Clark Griswolds who owned them 30 years ago . In my psyche they are slumping middle - aged military man sell insurance out of grim office parks for hirer who disparage them ; rolling down the window after work to air out the stench of Clarence Day - onetime fast food ; refund home to wives who honestly expected more out of liveliness , and tyke who are n’t as bright as their fathers had hoped . And amid this catalog of insults and humiliations , we have that wood paneling – once think to convey furrowed sophistication , and now operating as a cruel track comment on the living and wither dreams of its owner .
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Too sinister ? possibly . But a generation after this totem of poor gustatory modality was express mirth into extinguishing , something unknown bechance . The woody came back . It ’s been 25 years since a wood - impanel vehicle was mass produced , and yet a Ford Country Squiregracedthe covering fire of a late L.L. Bean catalogue . A wood - paneled Jeep Grand Wagoneerappearedin a Tommy Hilfiger ad . For those so enchanted , Ford ’s Flex crossing over nowcomes in wood , and Jeep , due to indite - up demand , powerfully hint that it would institute back the Wagoneer and its faux woodin 2018 .
Why is this happening ? Ironic nostalgia ? An unholy union of the born - again preppy and theurban woodsman ? # TBT infecting the reality of automobiles ? To retrieve out , I spent a few weeks translate up on woodies and talking with their possessor and the people invested in their comeback to attempt to estimate it out . And I ’m here to tell you , after days of gratuitously dumping on the woody and those who drove them , I ’m ready to admit an computer error in judgment . I ’ll go even further . I think we should all , sincerely and unequivocally , praise the woody . Here ’s why .
It all started with actual wood
The first affair to understand is that the Mrs. Henry Wood - paneled motorcar used to signify luxury . The earliest vehicle , which only the wealthy could afford , often came wrapped in a wooden body , a vestige of the carriages from which they ’d evolved . This was real forest , too , birch tree or mahogany tree , which could be dented under steam or pressure level . In 1916 , Dodge debut a carwith an all - steel body , but for the next 40 age , wooden models were invent even as steel ones overtook the market ( admit the1940 Fordidentified with The Beach Boys ) . By the 1950s , a “ wooden ” automobile was one that featured woodwind instrument paneling along the doors ; the remainder of its torso was metal .
Even after Buick and its the three estates Wagonabandoned real woodin 1954 – the last railroad car to showcase it , because for years the wood had warped after exposure to the elements – makers bear on to manufacture vehicle with faux - wood paneling because they sold at a damage roughly30 - pct high than the average modelling . “ woodsy wagons , ” the editor ofClassic Car Historywrote , “ were first popular in wealthy American communities , and were often get at hotel , area nightspot and national parks . ” Ads from the post - war era – hell , even the gens of the cars themselves ( the Ford Country Squire ? ) –alwaysreturnedto the same theme : You are buying status . Even Jeep got in the act . A mark campaign around the deluxe woodwind - impanel Wagoneer carried the tagline : “ The most elegant four wheeler ever craft . ” Jeep was suddenly a long room from the swamps of the Pacific field of operations , where the vehicledebutedin World War II .
Back then , there was something romantically American about the woody . The European luxury cars of that earned run average were silky and seductive , an artistic that comprehend if not defined modernity , but also reinforced the old class distinctions . ( Just look at these Benzes from 1968and tell me they were think for anyone other than thehaute société.)The luxurious American woody , by direct contrast , was more classless , longer and squarer than its European counterparts , sure , but with a design – that faux - Sir Henry Wood – that nod to our frontier inheritance . The look body forth the climate of a res publica then embark on a sort of second Manifest Destiny , venture beyond their metropolis to settle in newly built suburban area colligate by newly construct main road plied by newly built cars run on chintzy gas pedal . America was change , and the woody became an allegory of a share post - war optimism and mobility in all its many chassis .
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The Jeep Wagoneer in special gain from this ethnic understanding . It was a perfect fit , a fomite as rugged and refined as its owner believed him- or herself to be . It looked like it was made for entrepreneurial giant in Denver or San Francisco on their weekend sashay . With way for eight and a detailed wooden trimthat intermix well with its timber gloss strategy , the Wagoneer transcended its own selling and showed Americans – a contemporaries before the Escalade – that stylus was n’t limited to sedans . And long did it reign . Consumer Guiderecently called the fomite ’s 30 - twelvemonth run , from 1963 to 1992 , the “ golden criterion ” by which all SUVs will be judge .
Through it all , the Wagoneer never abandoned its wooden trim . “ It ’s a classic elan , ” says Jeff Kobs , the proprietor of Wagoneer World , a store outside Dallas that refurbishes and sells old Wagoneers . “ It ’s a smell that conquer the metre . ”
Then the times changed
But forged design was n’t the whole fib . The optimism of the ' 50s had blackened into the cynicism of the former ' 70s . The promise of eternal suburban prosperity turned hollow amid a faltering economy and foreign competitors , and for a time , it seemed like the whole post - war geological era had been built on a lie . In his book , The Geography of Nowhere , James Howard Kunstler told a chronicle about his own residential district tract outside New York , send for “ Northwood . ” That name conferred the same sort of arcadian elegance that the woody promised . But it too was hollow :
The name had only a casual relation to geography … The wood part was inauthentic since … not a Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree stood over 10 - feet grandiloquent or as slurred around as my father ’s thumb . The houses , with a few exception , were boxy snag - levels , enclothe in mineral pitch shingles of various colors , with two windows above a breach service department door , affording the façades an aspect of slack - jawed cretinism .
By the late ' 70s and former ' 80s , the first generation of suburban kids came of age , and they rejected their parents ' tastes and peculiarly their suburban status symbols . Everything was fake , and nothing was faker than the phony Grant Wood panelling of a automobile that was not only aggressively uglybut also somehow still on the market .
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Enter John Hughes and Harold Ramis
The Wagon Queen Family Truckster is in almost every fit of the originalVacationmovie – butdoes not appearin Hughes ' scant story , from which he adapted the script . ( In the master , the family journey across rural area in a 1958 Plymouth Sport Suburban , which was n’t a woody . ) Hughes never commented on why he switch it , but Harold Ramis , the director ofVacation , said he desire a car “ deliberately detailed in uncollectible preference . ” Ramis was one of those tike raging against the false promise of the 1950s , and his immature beast , as with all safe comedy , showed society the profundity of its piteous judgment .
Some saw this as a last blow . Mental Flossrecently proceed so far as to say Vacationkilled the woody Big Dipper , but , the woody and , more generally , the place wagon , actually die out amid the new minivans ( some clad in faux woods ) thatcrowded car lots in the ' 80 , as parent of small tyke prevent look for for a vehicle that did n’t look like the ones their parents ' drove . ( It is anever - ending cycle : Minivans in the ' ninety move over style to SUVs , which in turn ceded to today ’s crossover , which is basically a sleeker station Plough – but one without much room , so my married woman and I , to cart around our own three untried kids , recently purchased a minivan . Because fuck it . )
By the other ' 90 , about the only tidy sum - manufacture woody left was the Wagoneer , and Jeep dumped that whenit introducedthe sleeker Grand Cherokee in 1993 . The PT Cruiser , itself a nostalgia sport , offered awoody selection , but that came and went . All things exit , as all thing must , but when you consider that Karl Benzinvented the motorize bus in 1895 , launching an industry , the woody , in some form or another , lived for nearly 100 years . Spinnerswish they had that sort of longevity .
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And yet, the woody will not stay dead
Our story should end there , the once - striving woody dispatched by a changing world , regretful figure , and good drollery . But these thing are curiously resilient .
Marcia Minter is the vice president and originative director of L.L. Bean . To celebrate the company ’s centesimal day of remembrance a few eld ago , she commission a cover pic for L.L. Bean ’s catalog that paid esteem to its past tense : a shot of a family in a Ford Country Squire , contain in the persuasion of a internal common , a reprisal of an instance in a Bean catalog from 1966 . “ It was an homage , a elbow room to honor one of our iconic covers , ” she says . But she mentions as well that the cover shot appear at an opportune time . “ The young generation is very interested in things that have a special character or sensibility from the past tense . ”
This interest runs late among millennials , vender find . It ’s why book sales are up year over year , why crafts and artisanal movements are huge , and why we had to contend with the aforementioned urban woodsman for pretty much a whole decade . There is an earthy earnestness to today ’s soda water culture , which is not only a rejection of Gen X ’s sneer cynicism but a nod to a DIY optimism , which last ruled during the flower of the woody .
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If you add in the nostalgia of Millennials ' parent – Jeff Kobs at Wagoneer World say a number of his clients grew up in a woody and want that experience for their kids – you begin to understand why Jeep seems captive on bringing the Wagoneer back in 2018 . It ’s both a play on midway - age mawkishness and Millennials ' “ former onset nostalgia . ” Chrysler would n’t notice for this tale , but the Wagoneer ’s likely return billet Jeep as a brand that embodies our current cultural second as well as the first Wagoneers did theirs .
The irony of all this is that the woody is by its nature fake , which means that for the second time in its storeyed life span , it will represent a cherished American ideal while at the same time bring out that ideal as bastard . It ’s a simulacrum : a theatrical of a representation .
But this too is quintessentially American . A theatrical of a delegacy is what gave us the derivative mart , postmodern American fiction , and articulatio coxae - record hop . The fib of the woody just happens to be the Ur story of America : have the ingenuity to take something honest-to-god , call it raw , figure out a way to lot produce it , and then trade it . It ’s why Mark Zuckerberg could change the human race by repackaging MySpace , and why Elvis could launch rock ' n ' drum roll by rebranding Delta blues .
The woody prevail because it has done one better than Zuckerberg and Presley , though . It has pass its whole life optimistically , un - self - consciously groom for its next loop . We make god of Michael Jackson and Steve Jobs for pulling that off . And neither of them ever had to work in metallic pea plant green .
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